So Anyway... - The Monthly Column of Doom

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My monthly column has run on several of my personal home pages, which have moved from Illuminati Online to Road Runner to Xoom and now back to Road Runner. It is my reflection on life, entertainment, and other trivial things. To the right you will see some of the staff who help make these all-important columns come to life. Below you will find the archive of past columns, with the most recent first.

July 2000 - "Living In the Future"
June 2000 - "Subliminal Entertainment"
May 2000 - "Crazy From the Heat"
April 2000 - "Rose Colored Glasses"
July 1999 - "Time Ain't On My Side"
June 1999 - "A Letter to My Kids"
May 1999 - "The Geek Menace Part II: The Merchandising Empire Strikes Back"
May 1999 - "A Banner Year"
April 1999 - "Presents!!!"
March 1999 - "How To Succeed In Comics Without Really Trying"
February 1999 - "Oh My God! They Killed Cupid! You Bastards!"
January 1999 - "A Look Back in Time"
December 1998 - "The Geek Menace"
November 1998 - "Dum Dum Da Dum"
October 1998 - "No, Wait...You're Right"
September 1998 - "Amateur Night"
August 1998 - "Loose Change"
July 1998 - "Of Lizards and Asteroids"
June 1998 - "What Do You Mean He's Dead?"
May 1998 - "Old News"
April 1998 - "It Sucks"
March 1998 - "Claim to Fame"
February 1998 - "Happy Hatemonger's Day"
January 1998 - "Then, Now and Tomorrow"
December 1997 - "Thanks For Everything"
November 1997 - "Oh, The Weather Outside Is Fright-Full"
October 1997 - "It Doesn't Really Work"
September 1997 - "Soul-Sucking Idiot Box"
August 1997 - "Got Any Spare Change?"